incorrect-hs-quotes:

DAVE: so i can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or at 4000 degrees for one minute

JOHN: dave, no, that’s not how you bake cookies-

DAVE: floor it?

JOHN: dave, no!

DAVE: what about 4000000 degrees for one second

JOHN: dave you are going to burn your house down!!!

DAVE: IM GONNA HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES

JOHN: DAVE PLEASE-