futuredeadbranches:

AU where jake’s a witch, who learned magic from his gran, the powerful Space Witch, but ended up with a terribly unreliable and random magic. since hes unable to do anything else, he works every day at their potion shop, that doubles as a (homemade) tea shop for the mortal world

one day, he accidentally summons a ghost, getting him stuck the realm of the living. dirk has no idea what his past is, where he comes from or how he returns to it, so he ghosts around the house trying to distract himself from his limiting condition by annoying jake to death

follow the daily life of two supernatural dumbasses as they try to recover Dirk’s memory while slowly falling in love (and not being able to kiss because one is a floaty incorporeal idiot)