tevinter:

JohnDave week // day 1 again (because i felt guilty for leaving my #1 favorite fic out)

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Johnny boy.” The sarcasm is back at full force; you should have figured it wouldn’t be dropped for long. “Now that we’re on a first-name basis, it won’t be so bad when we defile each other in some shitty closet.”

To waste some time, you decide to just start speaking out of your ass. There’s no way you’re going to actually do this. “But that guy that asked you to play this dumb game called you Strider. Why didn’t he call you Dave?”

He doesn’t even miss a beat. “Obviously because him and I aren’t about to do the tongue tango.”

Seven Minutes by StriderStruck