burstmuffin:

my shitty furry au with me spicy penguin

cakebreeze:

old discourse between me and @part-sadist on the topic of bunjohn vs beaverjohn which is cuter

askthewindsucc:

@ any davesprite

cosmic-rumpus:

dickass give em jizz jazz

tit tat give em lick lack

~st.nicky minaj, 1946

mashedpootato:

still digging the whole neko!Bro thing. like, nekos are typically these dainty lil things (and i love them too, god i do) but just imagine big. buff. neko.

harveychan:

almost forgot about this au

merupuri:

for day 2 of @jake-english-week

Run Jake, run!

What would happen if pet dirk and pet jake met with one or both of them in heat?

burstanut:

I LOST THE REST OF THE PAGE TRYING TO CROP THIS FOR YOU SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY, ITS OLD ART BUT SOMEWHAT RELEVANT

so moar headcannons with this

dirk dress petjake up in shit sometimes

petjake doesnt think its a big deal to have sex with petdirk

petdirk never gets to smash jake so is constantly dying